大聯盟的怪異受傷事件(MLB’s Strange Injuries)

大聯盟21個怪異受傷事件

MLB_Logo這篇真的很好笑,所以翻成中文給大家看。

1. Hunter Pence,  Astros

The hotshot outfielder was the early talk of spring training this year after he suffered lacerations on his knee and right index finger from walking through a sliding glass door at his apartment in Kissimmee while hot-tubbing with a female friend. But he isn’t alone in baseball injury lore.

太空人隊的Hunter Pence

這位自命不凡的外野手正在與一位女性朋友(不是女朋友?)洗熱水澡時,經過玻璃門前割傷膝蓋和右手食指。

2.Clint Barmes, Rockies

The 2005 NL Rookie of the Year candidate short-circuited his season, and ultimately his career, by taking a tumble on a flight of stairs while
carrying groceries. Barmes, who injured his left shoulder, later admitted he was actually hauling a slab of deer meat procured while hunting with teammate
Todd Helton.

洛磯隊的Clint Barmes

這位2005年國聯最佳新人候選人在搬雜物爬樓梯時摔倒,弄傷了他的左肩膀而終結了他的棒球生涯。稍後他坦承受傷是因為搬運與隊友一起獵得的鹿肉。

3. Chris Brown, Giants

According to legend, the former Giants infielder once begged out of a minor league game because he said he’d strained his eyelid by "sleeping on it
funny."

巨人隊的Chris Brown

根據傳言,這位前巨人隊的內野手曾經因為睡覺時壓傷眼皮而錯失一場小聯盟比賽。

4. Kevin Brown, Yankees

The cantankerous hurler punched a wall in frustration and broke his non-pitching hand after being removed from a start in 2004. Unfortunately for
the Yankees, Brown returned in time to take a pounding from the archrival Red Sox in Game 7 of the ALCS.

洋基隊的Kevin Brown

在2004年的一場比賽中,這位脾氣暴躁的投手先發表現不佳被換下場,因感到挫折而捶打牆壁,弄斷了他非投球的左手。對洋基不幸的是, 雖然Brown及時趕在美聯冠軍賽第七戰復出,卻被宿敵紅襪隊痛擊。

5. David Cone, Yankees

Talk about the dog days of summer, the hurler missed a start in June 1998 after he was bitten on the ring finger of his pitching hand by his mother’s
Jack Russell terrier, Veronica.

洋基隊的David Cone

談起溼熱的夏天(dog days), 1998年6月Cone被他媽養的傑克羅素梗犬Veronica咬傷無名指而錯過一次先發。

6. Marty Cordova, Orioles

Opting for lamps over natural sunlight (perhaps the logical option for a baseball player) to stay bronzed, Marty Cordova was burnt to a crisp and
ordered to ride the bench for a game.

金鶯隊的Marty Cordova

讓陽光把皮膚曬成古銅色對棒球選手而言是合理的, 但Cordova卻被因為被烤焦了而坐了一場比賽的板凳。

7. Adam Eaton,  Padres

The right-hander wound up in an emergency room after stabbing himself in the gut while trying to open a DVD with a paring knife.

教士隊的Adam Eaton

這位右投手在用小刀想打開一盒DVD時,把刀插進自己的內臟而被送進急診室。

8. Rickey Henderson, Blue Jays

No stranger to injuries or bizarre behavior, baseball’s all-time stolen base king missed three mid-summer games after allegedly falling asleep with an ice
pack on his foot and developing frostbite.

藍鳥隊的Richkey Henderson

這位大聯盟史上的盜壘王曾把冰袋放在腳上睡著,導致腳部凍傷而錯過了三場夏天中旬的比賽。

9. Glenallen Hill, Blue Jays

The arachnophobic outfielder cut himself up in 1990 by falling out of bed and onto a glass table in a fit of panic induced by a nightmare about being
covered in spiders.

藍鳥隊的Glenallen Hill

有蜘蛛恐懼的他在1990年作惡夢被蜘蛛爬滿全身,在恐慌中摔到床邊的玻璃桌上而受傷。

10. Randy Keisler, Yankees

After arthroscopic shoulder surgery, a demotion to the minors, and a tiff with reporters, Randy Keisler’s baseball luck ran out when he was bitten by a
pygmy rattlesnake in his backyard.

洋基隊的Randy Keisler

這位洋基隊投手的運氣在歷經肩膀手術、下放小聯盟,以及和記者口角之後用完了,在自家後院被一條響尾蛇咬傷。

11. Oddibe McDowell, Rangers

Talk about a warm welcome! At the Rangers’ annual welcome home luncheon, Oddibe McDowell attempted to butter a roll, but, instead, sliced his right
hand. Welcome to the DL?

游騎兵隊的Oddibe McDowell

在游騎兵隊的年度主場歡迎會上,這位中外野手想在捲餅上塗奶油卻劃傷自己的右手。歡迎來到傷兵名單?

12. Akinori Otsuka, Padres

Who knew signing autographs could be more dangerous than the sport? Akinori Otsuka was nailed by a flying bat while giving his John Hancock to fans
before a game.

教士隊的大塚晶則

誰知道簽名居然比運動還危險? 大塚晶則在比賽前幫球迷簽名時被飛來的球棒擊中。

13. Oliver Perez,  Pirates

Frustrated over his lack of pitching control, Perez chose to take his anger out on the team’s laundry bucket in the locker room. The laundry bucket won,
giving Perez a broken toe and a trip to the DL.

海盜隊的Oliver Perez

Perez把控球不好的挫折發洩在置物間的洗衣桶上,但洗衣桶擊敗了他,他弄斷腳指而進入傷兵名單。

14. Kaz Sasaki, Mariners

The closer missed two months of the 2003 season due to rib injuries sustained in a fall while hauling a suitcase up a flight of stairs in his home.

水手隊的佐佐木主浩

這位終結者在家提行李箱時摔下樓,因而弄傷了肋骨並錯過2003球季兩個月的比賽。

15. John Smoltz, Braves

The 1996 Cy Young Award-winner allegedly burned himself in 1990 by ironing a shirt while he was still wearing it. Steamed by the story, Smoltz adamantly
denies the injury ever happened.

勇士隊的John Smoltz

這位1996年賽揚獎得主在1990年用熨斗熨自己身上的衣服而燙傷,但他堅決否認這個事件曾經發生過。

16. Sammy Sosa, Cubs

No wonder the wind blows out at Wrigley. This slugging outfielder missed a 2004 game with back spasms brought on by a hearty sneeze.

小熊隊的Sammy Sosa

這位外野強打者痛快地打了個噴嚏卻引發背部抽筋,因而錯過一場2004球季的比賽。

17. Steve Sparks, Brewers

Milwaukee’s knucklehead, er, knuckleballer dislocated his left shoulder while trying to rip a phonebook in half at a motivational seminar hosted by the
team in 1994.

釀酒人隊的Steve Sparks

這位釀酒人隊的白痴(knucklehead),呃,是蝴蝶球投手(knuckleballer),在1994年在一場球隊舉辦的研討會上想將一本電話簿撕成兩半而導致左肩脫臼。

18. John Tudor, Cardinals

Sitting quietly in the dugout, Cardinals ace John Tudor was pummeled by Mets catcher Barry Lyons as he attempted to catch a foul ball. The ball stayed
foul, but Tudor’s knee was shattered.

紅雀隊的John Tudor

大都會隊的捕手Barry Lyons為了接一個界外球而衝進紅雀隊的休息區,結果球沒接到,拳頭卻擊碎這位沒事坐在一旁的王牌投手的膝蓋。

19. Joel Zumaya, Tigers

The fireballing reliever missed three games of the 2006 ALCS after developing inflammation in his right wrist from playing the video game Guitar Hero.
Zumaya, who presumably does a killer version of Smoke on The Water, recovered in time for the World Series.

老虎隊的Joel Zumaya

這位火球男(球速很快)因為玩電玩遊戲吉他英雄玩得太過火,導致右手腕發炎而錯過2006美聯冠軍系列賽的三場比賽。

20. Vince Coleman, Cardinals

Vince Coleman set a rookie record with 110 stolen bases for St. Louis in 1985, but he will forever be known as the "man who got swallowed by the
tarp." Relaxing on the Busch Stadium tarp path during that year’s NLCS, Coleman got caught underneath a mechanized tarp that was trying to cover the
field before Game 4. Coleman injured his knee and missed the rest of the post-season–including the Cardinals seven-game World Series loss to the Royals.

紅雀隊的Vince Coleman

Coleman曾經在1985年寫下了新人球季110盜壘的記錄,但他被傳誦的卻是"被防水布所吞食的人"。當年在國聯冠軍系列賽第四場比賽前,球場正準備要鬆開防水布去覆蓋內野,他被卷進機械化的防水布底下而弄傷膝蓋,錯失了所有的季後賽–包括最終輸給了皇家隊的七場世界大賽在內。

21. Doug Mirabelli, Red Sox

Doug Mirabelli may only trail David Ortiz by a few inches and about 10 pounds, but Big Papi’s bat appeared to be too much for Sox catcher to handle
back in 2005. Mirabelli sprained his wrist trying to swing Ortiz’s lumber and missed 21 games.

紅襪隊的Doug Mirabelli

雖然Doug Mirabelli的身材只比老爹David Ortiz略小一號,但2005年這位紅襪捕手借用老爹的球棒試著揮擊時卻扭傷自己的手腕並錯過21場比賽。

 

資料來源:http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0802/mlb.strange.injuries/content.1.html

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